Wit Is Often Its Own Worst Enemy.

The Human Heart, At Whatever Age, Opens To The Heart That Opens In Return.

Did The Warwickshire Militia, Who Were Chiefly Artisans, Teach The Irish To Drink Beer, Or Did They Learn From The Irish How To Drink Whiskey?

Politeness Only Teaches Us To Save Others From Unnecessary Pain.... You Are Not Bound By Politeness To Tell Any Falsehoods.

How Impossible It Is Not To Laugh In Some Company, Or To Laugh In Others.

Love Occupies A Vast Space In A Woman's Thoughts, But Fills A Small Portion In A Man's Life.