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Wise Is What You Want To Be. Smart Is Easy Compared To Wise.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Wise Is What You Want To Be.
Jerry Seinfeld
Wise Is What You Want To Be. Smart Is Easy Compared To Wise.
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