Wisdom Is One Of The Few Things

You Need To Believe In Things That Aren't True. How Else Can They Become?

When I Am Old I Shall Wear Midnight.

And Then Jack Chopped Down What Was The World's Last Beanstalk, Adding Murder And Ecological Terrorism To The Theft, Enticement, And Trespass Charges Already Mentioned, And All The Giant's Children Didn't Have A Daddy Anymore. But He Got Away With It And Lived Happily Ever After, Without So Much As A Guilty Twinge About What He Had Done...which Proves That You Can Be Excused For Just About Anything If You Are A Hero, Because No One Asks Inconvenient Questions.

It's A Sword. Said The Hogfather. They're Not Meant To Be Safe.

This Book Had Two Authors, And They Were Both The Same Person.