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When People Say Things Are A Lot More Complicated Than That, They Means They're Getting Worried That They Won't Like The Truth.

Are You A Philosopher? Where's Your Sponge?

Gods Don't Like People Not Doing Much Work. People Who Aren't Busy All The Time Might Start To Think.

The Thing With Crowns Is, It Isn't The Putting Them On That's The Problem, It's The Taking Them Off.

The Enemy Isn’t Men, Or Women, It’s Bloody Stupid People And No-one Has The Right To Be Stupid.