Winning Is A Great Deodorant.

The Road To Easy Street Goes Through The Sewer.

The Best Feeling Is Watching A Real Football Game, Because The Games They Show In The Movies Aren't Real.

The Fewer Rules A Coach Has, The Fewer Rules There Are For Players To Break.

Coaches Have To Watch For What They Don't Want To See And Listen To What They Don't Want To Hear.

Here's A Guy Who Can Use His Arms And Legs At The Same Time.