Here's A Guy Who When He Runs,

I'm Sure That Had I Not Been A Coach, I Would Have Been Some Form Of A Teacher.

He Would Have Scored A Touchdown If He Hadn't Been Tackled Right There.

When Its Raining The Field Gets Wet, Then All Of A Sudden Everyones Running Slower

Here's A Guy Who When He Runs, He Moves Faster.

I've Always Said Winning's The Great Deodorant, And Conversely, When You Have A Bad Record - Everything Stinks - And Everything Starts To Unravel, And Everything Falls Apart.