Winners Don't Eat Wieners.

I Will Be The Last Person To Condemn Alf [the Animal Liberation Front].

Pet Ownership Is An Absolutely Abysmal Situation Brought About By Human Manipulation.

In Order To Be Kind, One Must Do. There Is No Point In Thinking Good Thoughts And Not Acting On Them. There Is No Currency In Wishing Things Were Better But Not Rolling Up One's Sleeves And Helping To Change Them.

Winners Don't Eat Wieners.

We Are Complete Press Sluts.