Winner Gave Me My Bread And Russell

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?