Winner Gave Me My Bread And Russell

Raquel Welch Is Someone I Can Also Live Without. We've Got Some Love Scenes Together And I Am Dreading Them!

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.