Winner Gave Me My Bread And Russell

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.

I Wouldn't Like To See A Chick Of Mine Taking Her Clothes Off And Kissing A Fellow On Screen. And My Girls Must Get Very Hurt When They See Me Doing It.

I Would Much Rather End Up A Fertiliser Under A Sunflower Which Is Eventually Made Into Sunflower Seed Oil So That Instead Of Nibbling Me In Her Prawn Cocktail, The Pretty Girl Will Rub Me On Her Bristols As She Suns Herself On A Beach In The Caribbean.

I'm Not As Thrilled With Myself As I Used To Be.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?