Orthography, N. The Science Of Spelling By

Cui Bono? [latin] What Good Would That Do "me"?

Quill: An Instrument Of Torture Yielded By A Goose And Commonly Weilded By As Ass.

Patience, N. A Minor Form Of Dispair, Disguised As A Virtue.

Botany, N. The Science Of Vegetables - Those That Are Not Good To Eat, As Well As Those That Are. It Deals Largely With Their Flowers, Which Are Commonly Badly Designed, Inartistic In Color, And Ill-smelling.

Washingtonian, N. A Potomac Tribesman Who Exchanged The Privilege Of Governing Himself For The Advantage Of Good Government. In Justice To Him It Should Be Said That He Did Not Want To.