Orthography, N. The Science Of Spelling By

Bacchus, N.: A Convenient Deity Invented By The Ancients As An Excuse For Getting Drunk.

Alone, Adj. In Bad Company.

I Think Love Is The Most Unbelievable, And Critical, Thing In Civilization. Everything Else Is Very Mechanical And Predictable, But Love, You Can't Catch It.

Urbanity, N. The Kind Of Civility That Urban Observers Ascribe To Dwellers In All Cities But New York. Its Commonest Expression Is Heard In The Words, "i Beg Your Pardon," And It Is Not Consistent With Disregard Of The Rights Of Others.

Divorce: A Resumption Of Diplomatic Relations And Rectification Of Boundaries.