Wine Gives Strength To Weary Men.

Now What Is A Wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary Describes A Wedding As The Process Of Removing Weeds From One's Garden.

And What He Greatly Thought, He Nobly Dared.

Jove Lifts The Golden Balances That Show The Fates Of Mortal Men, And Things Below.

The Life, Which Others Pay, Let Us Bestow, And Give To Fame What We To Nature Owe.

All My Life I've Been An Obese Man Trapped Inside A Fat Man's Body.