Tell Me, O Muse, Of Travellers Far

A Generous Heart Repairs A Slanderous Tongue.

The Wine Urges Me On, The Bewitching Wine, Which Sets Even A Wise Man To Singing And To Laughing Gently And Rouses Him Up To Dance And Brings Forth Words Which Were Better Unspoken.

A Boy Without Mischief Is Like A Bowling Ball Without A Liquid Center.

Being Eaten By A Crocodile Is Just Like Going To Sleep...in A Giant Blender.

Do Not Mourn The Dead With The Belly.