Windows 95 Is What Rube Goldberg Would

Windows 95 Is What Rube Goldberg Would Have Designed If He'd Studied Cartooning At M.i.t.

After Two Years Studying What Rewrite Men Did With The Facts I Phoned Them, I Knew That Journalism Was Essentially A Task Of Stringing Together Seamlessly An Endless Series Of Cliches.

Those Who Remember Washington's Cold War Culture In The 1980s Will Recall The Shocked Reactions To Reagan's Intervention. People Interested In Foreign Policy Were Astonished When In 1985 He Met Alone At Geneva - Alone, Not A Single Strategic Thinker At His Elbow! - With The Soviet Communist Master Gorbachev.

I Gave Up On New Poetry Myself 30 Years Ago When Most Of It Began To Read Like Coded Messages Passing Between Lonely Aliens In A Hostile World.

Grass Is The Least Rewarding Of All Status Symbols... The Grass Does Nothing But Drink Money, Exhaust Energies, Crush Spirits, Destroy Sleep, Create Tensions And Interfere With The Watching Of Baseball Games, And Sprout Insolent Signs Ordering Humans To Keep Off It.