Wilt Chamberlain Lied When He Said He

You Watch Some Teams These Days And You Wonder If They Just Met On The Playground And Decided To Choose Up Sides.

I Couldn't Care Less If The Guy I'm Guarding Has Hiv. I'm Going To Slam Him Anyway.

When They Gave Me That Trophy, Bro, I Cried.

The Nba's Chosen Ones Think I'm Setting A Bad Example? I Think They Need To Look Around And Stop Taking Themselves So Seriously.

This Whole Huddle Thing Really Pisses Me Off.