For Most Of My Life, I Was

My Job Was Basically To Look At A Good Friend Completely Naked And Rub Lotion On Her Back. I Was Naked Too, But I Got To Put A Towel On Almost Immediately. So I Was Like, "well, This Is Going To Be Embarrassing, But It's Also Going To Be Kinda Awesome."

The Head Writer Loves That My Character Is A Boor.

I Remember Interviewing Someone I Actually Felt Bad For, And Therefore Didn't Want To Take An Ironic Stance Against Him. It Actually Turned Out To Be A Really Funny Piece.

This Limited Theatrical Release Was A Nice Little Bonus That I Never Expected.

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.