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No, I Don't Think You're Paranoid. I Think You're The Opposite Of Paranoid. I Think You Walk Around With The Insane Delusion That People Like You.

I'm Not A Drinker, My Body Won't Tolerate...eh...spirits, Really. I Had Two Martinis New Years Eve And I Tried To Hi-jack An Elevator And Fly It To Cuba.

God Is Either Cruel Or Incompetent.

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.

Fantasy Is Only A State Of Mind That You Can Employ When Existing In A Real Context.