Why Look Worse When You Can Look

I Always Wear Make-up As I've Never Seen The Point Of Looking Less Than Your Best.

Nothing Irritates Me More Than Chronic Laziness In Others. Mind You, It's Only Mental Sloth I Object To. Physical Sloth Can Be Heavenly.

You Know, I've Virtually Never Been Chatted Up In My Life, It's True.

Getting As Much Sleep As Possible And Following A Healthy Diet Will Stop You From Feeling Run-down If, Like Me, You're Super-stressed.

I've Always Been Obsessed By Beef Jerky.