When Bad Things Happen, It's The Time

Nothing Irritates Me More Than Chronic Laziness In Others. Mind You, It's Only Mental Sloth I Object To. Physical Sloth Can Be Heavenly.

I Don't Know Much About Only Children. I Was The Middle One Of Three, And If Ever I Was Alone With Mum And Dad, It Was A Rare Moment.

Why Look Worse When You Can Look Better?

I’ve Always Thought Marilyn Monroe Looked Fabulous, But I’d Kill Myself If I Was That Fat…i Went To See Her Clothes In The Exhibition, And I Wanted To Take A Tape Measure And Measure What Her Hips Were. She Was Very Big.

A Bit Of Lusting After Someone Does Wonders For The Skin.