Why Leave The Nut You Got For

Once In A While I Get Inspired And Finish My Act With The Hillbilly Hoedown.

I Came Out The Back Of The Building And I Was Hollering, 'i've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry! I've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry!'

I Never Knew Any Jews Until I Got Into Show Business. I've Found Them To Be Real Smart And Good Workers.

You Ain't Supposed To Get Salmon When They're Swimming Upstream To Spawn. But If You're Hungry, You Do.

Daddy Was Real Gentle With Kids. That's Why I Expected So Much Out Of Marriage, Figuring That All Men Should Be Steady And Pleasant.