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There's No Mastery To Be Had. You Love The Attempt. You Don't Master A Story Any More Than You Master A River. You Feel Lucky To Canoe Down It.

We Thank You [the Soldiers Recently Returned From The Middle East] For Your Service.

It Is More Worthy In The Eyes Of God . . . If A Writer Makes Three Pages Sharp And Funny About The Lives Of Geese Than To Make Three Hundred Fat And Flabby About God Or The American People.

Evelyn Was An Insomniac So When They Say She Died In Her Sleep, You Have To Question That.

A Cruise Ship Is A Floating Town Of Lazy People.