People In Cars Cause Accidents And Accidents

When In Doubt, Look Intelligent.

You Can Go Your Whole Life And Not Need Math Or Physics For A Minute, But The Ability To Tell A Joke Is Always Handy.

Vodka Is Tasteless Going Down, But It Is Memorable Coming Up.

We Come From People Who Brought Us Up To Believe That Life Is A Struggle, And If You Should Feel Really Happy, Be Patient: This Will Pass.

Marriage, Friends, Is A Lifelong Feast; Love Is No Light Lunch.