Why I Was So Intrigued With Red

I Was Good At Keeping My Mother From Crying.

I Hate To Let People Down. I Was Like That In Sports And I Was Like That In Comedy. I Was Like That At Work. When I Worked General Motors And Stuff Like That, When I Say Something, I Mean It.

I Ain't Running For Office. I Ain't Running For Nothing.

Whatever Success I've Had, I Always Like To Top It.

I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.