I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not

The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's A Quiet Weapon That I Have.

I Took My Sports Experience To My Life On Stage. That's Why I'm So Disciplined. Playing Sports, I Was Always Underestimated. I Was Never Picked First To Do Anything. This Always Helped Me. It Taught Me How To Push Myself.

I Love My Daughter, But There's A Certain Feeling, A Certain Emotion When You Got A Granddaughter, You Know?

I Think A Lot Of Tv Insults The Audience.

I Don't Need To Pat Myself On The Back Until My Arm Breaks. I Don't Need Any Of That.