I'm Funny. I'm A Comedian. I'm Not

I Hate To Let People Down. I Was Like That In Sports And I Was Like That In Comedy. I Was Like That At Work. When I Worked General Motors And Stuff Like That, When I Say Something, I Mean It.

I Came Up In The Community Center. I Used To Be Physical Director Of The South Central Community Center In Chicago On 83rd. It's Still There. It Used To Be Around There When I Was A Kid.

I Have So Much Respect For What's Funny.

Suffering Is A Good Teacher. It Keeps You In Its Grip Until You've Learned Your Lesson.

The Two Sides Of Bernie - That's A Quiet Weapon That I Have.