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There Is A Note In The Front Of The Volume Saying That No Public Reading May Be Given Without First Getting The Author's Permission. It Ought To Be Made Much More Difficult To Do Than That.

You Want To Go Easy On The Suicide Stuff - First Thing You Know, You'll Ruin Your Health.

If You Look At Eggs, You Will See That Each One Is Almost Round But Not Quite ... Nature's Way Of Distinguishing Eggs From Large Golf Balls.

In Preparing The Soil For Planting, You Will Need Several Tools. Dynamite Would Be A Beautiful Thing To Use, But It Would Have A Tendency To Get The Dirt Into The Front-hall And Track Up The Stairs.

It Took Me Fifteen Years To Discover I Had No Talent For Writing, But I Couldn't Give It Up Because By That Time I Was Too Famous.