It's Like Being A Little Kid Again,

A Recent Study Announced That 52 Per Cent Of All Teens Who Sign Virginity Pledges Recant Them Within Twelve Months. If I'm On My Game.

I Have To Say, I'm Really Not That Attractive. Until I Met My Husband, I Could Not Get A Date.

I Never Get To Go To Movies, Because I'm A Mom.

I Want Every Day To Be The Most Boring News Day Ever. I Want Every Day To Be About Spelling Bee Champions And Baby Basketball. It's Better To Have No Comedy Material Than A Horrific News Day.

It's Easy To Fall Into The Trap Of Just Cranking Out Things That Are Good Enough To Sell.