Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

I'm Not A Person Who Thinks They Can Have It All, But I Certainly Feel That With A Bit Of Effort And Guile I Should Be Able To Have More Than My Fair Share.

Isn’t Making A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Like Making A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool?

Dogs Lead A Nice Life. You Never See A Dog With A Wristwatch.

The Safest Place To Be During An Earthquake Would Be In A Stationary Store.

If I Ever Lose My Mind I Hope Some Honest Person Will Find It And Take It To Lost And Found.