Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

The Safest Place To Be During An Earthquake Would Be In A Stationary Store.

Praying Is Begging For An Unseen Deity To Alter The Laws Of Nature For Someone Admittedly Unworthy.

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?

I Love It In A Movie When They Throw A Guy Off A Cliff. I Love It Even When It's Not A Movie. No, Especially When It's Not A Movie.

I Was Never A Pipe Or Bong Man. That's California Stuff. I Was An Eastern Roller.