Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

I Had No Shoes, And I Felt Sorry For Myself Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. I Took His Shoes. Now I Feel Better.

A House Is Just A Place To Keep Your Stuff While You Go Out And Get More Stuff.

Whenever You See The Word Cuisine Used Instead Of The Word Food, Be Prepared To Pay An Additional Eighty Percent.

If The Shoe Fits, Buy Another One Just Like It.