Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.

We've Learned How To Make A Living, But Not A Life. We've Added Years To Life, Not Life To Years.

I Loved The Angiogram. They Stick A Thing In Your Thigh And It Goes All The Way Up To Your Heart. Isn't That A Thrill? Well, At Least The Nurse Scored Thigh.

Have You Noticed When You Wear A Hat For A Long Time It Feels Like It's Not There Anymore? And Then When You Take It Off It Feels Like It's Still There?

Isn’t It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do “practice”?