Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

An Art Thief Is A Man Who Takes Pictures.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

We've Learned How To Make A Living, But Not A Life. We've Added Years To Life, Not Life To Years.

You Live Eighty Years, And At Best You Get About Six Minutes Of Pure Magic.

If You Want To Get Rid Of Counterfeit Money, Put It In The Collection Plate At Church.