I Like My Jokes To Be Built

He Is Dead Now, But He Meant Well.

My Father And Mother Separated When I Was Two Months Old.

I Have Lots Of Ideas. Trouble Is, Most Of Them Suck.

Life Is A Near-death Experience.

Sometimes Guys'll Say To You, 'have A Good One'. I Say, 'i Already Have A Good One. Now I'm Looking For A Longer One'.