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Fatherhood Is Asking Your Son To Make Up A Name Rather Than Tell Anybody Who He Is.

The Very First Law In Advertising Is To Avoid The Concrete Promise And Cultivate The Delightfully Vague.

My Feeling Is, Personally, I Want To Die First... Because I Believe That When You Die, Your Soul Goes Immediately Up For Judgment - And I Don't Want My Wife Up There First. No, The Judgment Will Be Horrendous.

Always End The Name Of Your Child With A Vowel, So That When You Yell The Name Will Carry.

You People Are Not Prepared. You Are Well Educated And You Look Cute, But That's Not Going To Cut It.