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I Recently Turned Fifty, Which Is Young For A Tree, Mid-life For An Elephant, And Ancient For A Quarter-miler, Whose Son Now Says, "dad, I Just Can't Run The Quarter With You Anymore, Unless I Bring Something To Read."

Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.

If I Use The Word Romance, Whether It's My Wife Or Not, It Does Not Mean Sex. We Can Use The Word Sex When Sex Is There.

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.

And So The Dentist Says 'rinse.' So You Lean Over, And You're Lookin' At This Miniature Toilet Bowl.