I Was'nt Always Black. There Was This

I Know People Are Tired Of Me Not Saying Anything, But A Guy Doesn't Have To Answer To Innuendos.

Did You Ever See The Customers In Health - Food Stores? They Are Pale, Skinny People Who Look Half - Dead. In A Steak House, You See Robust, Ruddy People. They're Dying, Of Course, But They Look Terrific.

Sometimes You Try To Help People, And It Backfires On You, And Then They Try To Take Advantage Of You.

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

Let Us Now Set Forth One Of The Fundamental Truths About Marriage: The Wife Is In Charge.