Why Do Dying People Never Shed Tears?

I Feel Fairly Certain That My Hatred Harms Me More Than The People Whom I Hate.

There Is No Art Without Eros.

Every Uniform Corrupts One's Character.

Strictly Speaking, Every Citizen Above A Certain Level Of Income Is Guilty Of Some Offense.

A Joke Is A Good Camouflage. Next Best Comes Sentiment... But The Best Camouflage Of All - In My Opinion - Is The Plain And Simple Truth. Because Nobody Ever Believes It.