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Why Did God Create Men? Because Vibrators Can't Mow The Lawn.
-Madonna Ciccone
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Why Did God Create Men? Because Vibrators
Madonna Ciccone
Why Did God Create Men? Because Vibrators Can't Mow The Lawn.
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