Why Can't I Say Anything Normal?

When I'm Not Working, I Am The Laziest Person. I Can Literally Lie On A Couch And Watch Television For 15 Hours.

We Hould Totally Make Out Right Now

I Can't Even Describe To Anybody What It Feels Like To Have My Naked Body Shot Across The World Like A News Flash Against My Will. It Just Makes Me Feel Like A Piece Of Meat That's Being Passed Around For Profit.

Yeah, I Screamed In Daniel Radcliffe's Face. We Were Both Doing Letterman. I Grabbed Him By The Shoulder. Of Course, I'm In 6-inch Heels. That Makes Me 6-foot-4. I'm Towering Over Him, Saying, 'i Love Harry Potter!' His Security People Were Nodding To Each Other - Should We Go?

Don't Go See The Movies, I'm A Troll. I Think The Movie Was Great, But Their Biggest Mistake Was Me.