My Breasts Have A Life Of Their

I Was A Weirdo. I Wasn't Picked On Or Anything. And I Wasn't Smarter Than The Other Kids; That's Not Why I Didn't Fit In. I've Always Had This Weird Anxiety. I Hated Recess. I Didn't Like Field Trips. Parties Really Stressed Me Out. And I Had A Very Different Sense Of Humour.

You Can Have Children And Love Them With All Your Heart And Soul, And Love Your Family, And It's Still Ok To Have A Fire In You. That Doesn't Have Anything To Do With Your Family.

I Just Think It Should Be Illegal To Call Someone Fat On Tv... Because Why Is Humiliating People Funny?

The Tabloid That Said That I Dressed Up As A Medieval, Like A Sexy Medieval Something And That Upset Me More Than The Dating Rumors That Have Been Circling Around That Were Fake. If Somebody Thinks I'm Going To Dress Sexy To A Costume Party, They Have Another Thing Coming.

Like Backstage, I Just Peed Like Every 3 Seconds. I Think Yur Staff Thinks I Have Diarrhea.