Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're

I Was One Thing At One Time, And I'm Something New. I'm A New Creature Now. Don't Judge Alice By What He Used To Be. Praise God For What I Am Now.

It's So Funny That People Think I Actually Ran For President. I Am Maybe The Most Un-political Person You're Ever Going To Meet. When I Put "elected" Out, It Was Definitely A Satire... "alice Cooper For President"... When Everybody Realized I Was Running Against Nixon, You Known, Even On A Joke Level, I Think I Got A Lot Of Write-in Votes.

If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are.

I'm Not Crazy About Country-western Music. But The Lyrics Are Good. "i'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy" Is Pretty Clever.

If Zipper Catches Skin, I'll Know I Had It Out When I Should A Kept It In.