She's Cool In Bed, As She Ought

Chained In A Cell, Got My Own Private Hell. Preacher Crucifies Me, Warden Wants To Fry Me.

You Know It's Always Funny - The More Legend Awards You Get, The Closer You Get To The Grave, I Guess, I Am Going Full Strength Right Now So It's Great To Get These While You're Alive, I'd Hate To Get Them After You're Dead.

I Have Never Made Fun Of Religion. Religion Is Something I Don't Even Want To Mess With, Because I Am Really Afraid Of The Clouds Opening Up And My Being Struck By Lightning.

The Best Things In Life Don't Make Sense

When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.