Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was

Both Political Parties Have Their Good Times And Bad Times, Only They Have Them At Different Times.

We Always Want The Best Man To Win An Election. Unfortunately, He Never Runs.

Why Don't Somebody Print The Truth About Our Present Economic Situation? We Spent Six Years Of Wild Buying On Credit - Everything Under The Sun, Whether We Needed It Or Not - And Now We Are Having To Pay For 'em, And We Are Howling Like A Pet Coon.

If You Let Women Have Their Way, You Will Generally Get Even With Them In The End.

The Bankers Just Got A Good Cussing By Everybody For Loaning Too Much Money. Well, They Got Some Awful Nice Buildings. So When A Banker Fails, He Fails In Splendor.