Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was

Politicians Are Dumb, But They Can Count To 50% Plus One.

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.

Any Person That Don't Read At Least One Well-written Country Newspaper Is Not Truly Informed.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco. Never Kick A Cow Chip On A Hot Day. Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up.

Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages. There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste. Every Time We See A Bridegroom We Wonder Why She Ever Picked Him, And It's The Same With Public Officials.