Whoever Said A Horse Was Dumb, Was

Advertising Is The Art Of Convincing People To Spend Money They Don't Have For Something They Don't Need.

There Is No Credit To Being A Comedian, When You Have The Whole Government Working For You. All You Have To Do Is Report The Facts. I Dont Even Have To Exaggerate.

When I Die, I Want To Die Like My Grandfather Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep. Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In His Car.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

America Is The First Country Where People Go To The Poor House In Their Car.