Whoever Is For Higher Taxes, Feel Free

In My Early 20s I Was So Miserable Doing Construction, I Wanted Something That Paid Money. I Liked Nice Stuff. I Liked Cars And Architecture, And Things That Cost Money. I Wanted To Not Swing A Hammer, And Make Money… And Not Do Stuff That Was Dirty. I Attempted To Get Into Comedy. I Started To Do Stand-up, But I Wasn’t Very Good At It.

I'm Not Sexist, I'm Just A Realist.

I Don't Burn Any Calories Trying To Be Masculine; I Just Happen To Be From That World.

I Want To Work For Myself, And I Do Work For Myself. I Make Plenty Of Money Working For Myself.

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.