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I Have A Daughter Who I Love Very Much, I Hire Women, I've Worked With Women, I've Never Had An Issue With Women.

If You Spend Your Life Walking Through Somebody Else's Museum, You Never Find Out Whether You're Rembrandt Or Not.

I Get Depressed At Airports.

People Look At Me, And They Go, 'you're White, You're Smart, You Must Have Went To College. You Must Have Grown Up With Money.'

If You're A Guy, You Have Absolutely No Idea What's Going On At Any Time In The Relationship, Ever. Here's What You Know: You Know When You're Getting Laid, And You Know When It's All Over. Those Are The Only Two Things You're Aware Of.