Who Needs Drugs When You Have Takeshi's

I Was Thinking - If We Get A Cell With A Trouser Press, We Can Make Cheese Toasties.

Coming From Having Absolutely Nothing To Having A Few Grand In The Bank, It Was A Big Culture Leap. I Think That's Why I Went Off The Rails A Bit Really, 'cause There Was No Training For It. They Didn't Do Fame In Schools.

My Life Has Been, I Suppose, The Most Incredible Series Of Highs And Lows.

For Me, Everything Has Always Been An Accident.

We Were The Only Black Family In An Estate With 1,000 White Families. Liverpool Being Quite Racist In The Sixties, It Was A Bit Grim Growing Up.