Who Is Going To Be The First

Young People Are The Same As They Always Were. They Are Just As Ignorant.

Ah, You're The One Who Wrote The Letter. So You Can Write Then.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

I've Never Been Noticeably Reticent About Talking On Subjects About Which I Know Nothing.