If We Could Just Stop The Tourism,

Constitutionally I Don't Exist.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

But We Are Not Going To Be Able To Survive On This Limited Planet If The Population Keeps On Growing: There Isn't Going To Be Anything Left.

I Don't Think A Prostitute Is More Moral Than A Wife, But They Are Doing The Same Thing.

I Don't Care What Kind It Is, Just Get Me A Beer.