If We Could Just Stop The Tourism,

There's A Cord Sticking Out Of The Back. Might You Tell Me Where It Goes?

You Were Playing Your Instruments? Or Do You Have Tape Recorders Under Your Seats?

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan Woman] You Are A Woman, Aren't You?

The Bastards Murdered Half My Family.