Who I Am Gets In The Way

I Always Feel That When I Come To Edinburgh, In Many Ways I Am Coming Home.

I Knew With Snape I Was Working As A Double Agent, As It Turns Out, And A Very Good One At That.

Older People Say, 'oh I Loved You In 'sense And Sensibility,'' And That's The Only Film They Want To Talk About. Equally, There Are People Who Only Want To Talk About 'galaxy Quest.' And There's A Whole Bunch Of Teenagers Who Only Want To Talk About 'dogma.'

There's, Like, Marks Next To An Actor's Name Or Something, And Boy Does That Go Up And Down! Somewhere In There, Which Always Causes My Mate Miss Ruby Wax Great Hilarity, I Was Offered A Biopic Of Frank Sinatra. Even I Knew That Was A Bad Idea! They'll Throw Anything At You At Certain Times. So, You Know, To Thine Own Self Be True.

When I Get Off The Plane In England I Always Feel About Two Inches Shorter.