Who Am I To Judge Is What

The Transformation Has Been Unbelievable. When I Started Here, I Worked In A Place Where The Sky Room Was On The Second Floor.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

People Think Being In Your Seventies Means Sitting Around In A Chair With A Blanket Over Your Legs, Drooling.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.