Who Am I? Or (perhaps More Accurately)

Maybe It Takes Forty Years Of Your Life To Understand How The World Seems To Work.

The Biggest Problem In Rock Journalism Is That Often The Writers Main Motivation Is To Become Friends With The Band. Theyre Not Really Journalists; Theyre People Who Want To Be Involved In Rock And Roll.

Gay Marriage Should Be Legalized In America Because Gay Men Are The Only Men Who Want To Be Married.

If You Stare Long Enough At Anything, You Will Start To Find Similarities. The Word “coincidence” Exists In Order To Stop People From Seeing Meaning Where None Exists.

We All Eventually Become Whatever We Pretend To Hate.