Whining Is Anger Through A Small Opening.

I'm Sure I've Devoted Enough Thought To Rush Limbaugh For One Lifetime.

Yeah, We Shot Ourselves In The Foot Right Out Of The Gate. The Guy Who Ran It At First Misled Pretty Much Everybody About How Much Capital We Had. He Said We Had Enough To Go Three Years Without Making Money, And We Had Enough To Go Three Weeks.

Harvard's Kennedy School Of Government Asked Me To Serve As A Fellow At Its Shorenstein Center On The Press, Politics, And Public Policy. After My Varied And Celebrated Career In Television, Movies, Publishing, And The Lucrative World Of Corporate Speaking, Being A Fellow At Harvard Seemed, Frankly, Like A Step Down.

I'm The New York Jew Who Actually Grew Up In Minnesota.

During Vietnam, I Was In College, Enjoying My Student Deferment. The Government Wisely Felt That, In My Case, Military Service Was Less Important Than Completing My Studies To Prepare Me For My Chosen Career: Comedian.