Whining Is Anger Through A Small Opening.

We Love America Just As Much As They Do. But In A Different Way. You See, They Love America Like A 4-year-old Loves His Mommy. Liberals Love America Like Grown-ups. To A 4-year-old, Everything Mommy Does Is Wonderful And Anyone Who Criticizes Mommy Is Bad. Grown-up Love Means Actually Understanding What You Love, Taking The Good With The Bad And Helping Your Loved One Grow.

Too Many People Don't Protect Their Smartphones With A Password Or Pin. I Anticipate That Apple's Fingerprint Reader Will In Fact Make Iphone 5s Owners More Likely To Secure Their Smartphones.

I'm Sure I've Devoted Enough Thought To Rush Limbaugh For One Lifetime.

Well, A Lot Of Politics Is Communicating With People, And Obviously Comedy Has Something To Do With That. I've Been A Producer And Led People. Also, Being A Comedian, You're Under Pressure.

He [newt Gingrich] Is The Most Unpopular Politician In America. His Favorable Rating Is Only Four Points Higher Than The Unabomber.