Wherever Valor True Is Found, True Modesty

I'm Really Very Sorry For You All, But It's An Unjust World, And Virtue Is Triumphant Only In Theatrical Performances.

When A Felon S Not Engaged In His Employment, Or Maturing His Felonious Little Plans, His Capacity For Innocent Enjoyment Is Just As Great As Any Honest Mans.

I Always Voted At My Party's Call, And I Never Thought Of Thinking For Myself At All.

Every Jack He Must Study The Knack If He Wants To Make Sure Of His Jill!

Oh, Wouldn't The World Seem Dull And Flat With Nothing Whatever To Grumble At?