Posterity Will Know As Little Of Me

To Sit In Solemn Silence On A Dull, Dark Dock In A Pestilential Prison With A Life-long Lock Awaiting The Sensation Of A Short, Sharp Shock From A Cheap And Chippy Chopper On A Big, Black Block.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

I'm Very Good At Integral And Differential Calculus, I Know The Scientific Names Of Beings Animalculous; In Short, In Matters Vegetable, Animal, And Mineral, I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-general.

Deerstalking Would Be A Very Fine Sport If Only The Deer Had Guns.

When A Felon S Not Engaged In His Employment, Or Maturing His Felonious Little Plans, His Capacity For Innocent Enjoyment Is Just As Great As Any Honest Mans.