Every Day, I Live A Lie But

Most People Talk When They Have Nothing To Say. I’m Not Talking Because I Have Too Much To Say. None Of Which I’d Want You To Hear.

A Relationship Ends Because You've Outgrown It. It Can Begin Again Because You, As Two, Can Fill The New Shape.

Most Of My Friends From Columbia Are Going On To Get Advanced Degrees. And Why Not? A Ph.d. Is The New M.a., A Master's Is The New Bachelor's, A B.a. Is The New High School Diploma, And A High School Diploma Is The New Smiley-face Sticker On Your First-grade Spelling Test.

Where's My Syllabus To Guide Me Through Life?

I Never Understood The Point Of Being Sad When I Could Choose To Be Happy