Every Day, I Live A Lie But

All Subjects Are The Same. I Memorize Notes For A Test, Spew It, Ace It, Then Forget It. What Makes This Scary For The Future Of Our Country Is That I'm In The Tip-top Percentile On Every Standardized Test. I'm A Model Student With A Very Crappy Attitude About Learning.

Excuse Our Appearances. We Are Taking Apart Yesterday, To Make Way For Tomorrow

I'm In Crisis. I'm About To Bump With A Five-foot Chino-chicano.

Hornergy' Is Zen's Term For The Indomitable Athletic Edge Powered By Sexual Restraint. The Basketball, Baseball And Football Teams Haven't Had A Winning Season In Years. The Table-tennis Team, However, Is Undefeated.

See, My Idea Of Cute Comes With An Iq Requirement. It's Geeky Cute. It's Rivers Cuomo, Not Justin Timberlake. It's Gideon Yago, Not Brian Mcfayden. Jimmy Fallon, Yes Please! Brad Pitt, No Thank You.