Where The Hell Is Chad?

Tell Them To Send Everything That Can Fly.

The Communists Have Lost The Cold War, But The West Has Not Yet Won It.

Maybe New York Shouldn't Survive. Maybe It Should Go Through A Cycle Of Destruction.

You Want A Wife Who Is Intelligent, But Not Too Intelligent.

Never Let Your Head Hang Down. Never Give Up And Sit Down And Grieve. Find Another Way. And Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.