Voters Quickly Forget What A Man Says.

Where The Hell Is Chad?

I Had Never Expected That The China Initiative Would Come To Fruition In The Form Of A Ping-pong Team.

Television In Its Present Form...[is] The Opiate Of The People Of The United States.

I Know You Heard What You Thought I Said, But What I Said Isn't What I Meant.

If You Are Ever Going To Lie, You Go To Jail For The Lie Rather Than The Crime. So Believe Me, Don't Ever Lie.