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Just What Part Of Meow Don't You Understand?

When A Man Is Wrong And Won't Admit Is, He Always Gets Angry.

Coerced Innocence Is Like An Imprisoned Lark,--open The Door, And It Is Off Forever. The Bird That Roams Through The Sky And The Groves Unrestrained Knows How To Dodge The Hawk And Protect Itself; But The Caged One, The Moment It Leaves Its Bars And Bolts Behind, Is Pounced Upon By The Fowler Or The Vulture.

Lawyers Are Like Priests; People Come To Them And Disburden Themselves Of Their Troubles, And Get Consolation, If They Pay Well For It; But There Is One Point In Which They Don't Treat Them Like Priests; They Don't Confess All Their Sins; They Suppress Them, And Often Get Themselves And Their Counsel Into A Scrape By It, That's A Fact.

The Suspicious Parent Makes An Artful Child.