Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks

I'm One Of The School Of People Who Don't Do Research Of The Reality Of The Thing Or The Unreality Of The Thing. In All The Movies I've Done, I've Never Done Any Research.

If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour By 11:00am, Start One.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

My Definition Of An Intellectual Is Someone Who Can Listen To The William Tell Overture Without Thinking Of The Lone Ranger.

Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.