Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks

A Lot Of People Are Too Easily Offended. Religious People, For Instance. They've Been Offending Other People For Centuries.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"

Don't Work Out, Work In.

In Mexico, Everything On The Menu Is The Same Dish. The Only Difference Is The Way It's Folded.