Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks

Never Run With Scissors Or Other Pointy Objects.

On George W Bush: That Man Sits At That Desk In The White House With The Button That Can End The World. My Father's Younger Than Him And We Don't Give Him The Controls For The Television.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

Wisdom Isn't An Old Guy On Top Of A Mountain In A Loin Cloth. It Isn't An Answer. It's A Question.

I'd Never Consciously Left Home To See A Zombie Movie. They Were Fine By Me, But I Had No Intention Of Ever Being In One. But I've Been Learning More About It As I've Been Doing Interviews. I Didn't Even Know There Were Specialist Zombie Magazines And Clubs. I Heard The Other Day That A Radio Station Had Asked People If They`d Made Preparations For An Attack By Zombies, And A Staggering Number Of People Replied Yes!